Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 12, 2023
After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 12, 2019
An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 06, 2024
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
by 444faye July 06, 2023
When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
by MegalodonM8 July 24, 2015
by pakoontala September 21, 2016
Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.
by Whippedmamasboy December 29, 2021