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turtleito

the best Twitter account ever to be made ong
turtleito is a goat
by Turtleito October 1, 2020
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Tottle

What one hit finn does to his baseball swing that makes him get only one hit while he bats 4th with a .162 average. After this horrendous playing he goes home and eats mac and cheese while drinking starbucks rainbow frappe.
wow look at finns shitty tottle he fucking sucks
by Finn Sucks October 5, 2020
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Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020
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Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!
by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020
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Turtle

That's a tortise.
Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise
by dafyomeme November 16, 2020
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TURTLEMAN

TurtleMan is the best
by Ttmmttmm December 3, 2020
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Turtlenecking

When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.
Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.
by Itmeeeeeee December 9, 2020
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