Turtle

Thing

OMG a turtle

by P4rk3r08 March 1, 2022

Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.

by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

turtle

fat shithead

me: fatfucker turtle ate my cherios today
person: ok

by KiwiTheTabbyz October 4, 2021

turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021