Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 18, 2021
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by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
Get the turtle market mug.when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Turtle mug.turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.
do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
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by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022
Get the turtle mug.A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022
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