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Optimization Trap

When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.
I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025
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free trapping

From the history of mountain men; the ones with exceptional skill bowing only to what the land demanded of them . With their own equipment they did not rely on industry for supplies , and so were not beholden to them but did sell to them— they were usually the best.
I’m my own boas free trapping to get what I need and doing as I please.
by Doc dave July 15, 2025
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trapped

when u didnt asked for it :

when u asked for it:FREEDOM F0REVER
boi,im TRAPPED in this page law freak
by author.php April 27, 2021
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onsie trap

A onesie trap is when you have the head of your penis sticking out of it and you zip it up and get your foreskin stuck in the zip ouchie
(Onsie trap) will become onstra
by Batmanting November 24, 2017
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Venus fly trap

When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0
man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"

man 2: "that's the worst,"
by katya & trixie May 5, 2020
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Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
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ur grandpap a trap

it will insta kill u, u are just fully dead
person 1: ur granny a tranny bitch
person 2: well fuck off ur grandpap a trap
person 1: just insta fucking death
by faggotheadbum May 13, 2018
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