Skip to main content

Cunt Roll-out

-noun.
1.The thin layer of beaver lining that magically appears while reversing out of a tight pussy. This phenomenon is only visible while long stroking in the doggy-style or reverse cowgirl position.

2.A tight little beaver that develops a vacuum and shows it's inner lining repeatedly during a thorough plowing.
She must have had atleast 2" of cunt roll-out while I was banging her from behind! The pussy was hella tight!
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
mugGet the Cunt Roll-out mug.

Anti-Rick Roll

A link which promises Rick Astley delivers something completely different.
Ah, man. I wanted to watch Rick Astley but it's a video of Bigfoot buying breakfast cereal. I got Anti-Rick Rolled.
by Strongarm Labs October 12, 2008
mugGet the Anti-Rick Roll mug.

beef anus roll

What's for dinner?

How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?

Make that two!
by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011
mugGet the beef anus roll mug.

doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair
Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.
by cdgnotparis June 21, 2016
mugGet the doo doo rolls mug.

Let's Rock and Roll

A term usually used by white dads when leaving any location.
Son: Hey Dad, we have to leave for skyzone now.
Dad: Alright, let's rock and roll!
by Dragon Lettuce April 15, 2019
mugGet the Let's Rock and Roll mug.

rolling dumpster fire

A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.
"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."
by Snap Captor December 3, 2009
mugGet the rolling dumpster fire mug.

alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011
mugGet the alabama egg roll mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email