dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

Pinch dick

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

Dick Food

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

by Sirencio February 17, 2012

clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dicked Down

When the dick game is strong

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down

by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

Dick Gravy

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

by Datnigga May 4, 2004