The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

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the best wiggle-diggles

Slang for female masturbation and playing with female genitals. Companion to the male “the best tuggie-wuggies”

“I got horny AF. Had to give myself the best wiggle-diggles.”

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

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best friend

— someone you wouldn’t mind spending a lot of time with
— someone you can trust and who trusts you
— someone who puts you before relationships

— someone who will do anything for you
— someone that wants to be friends with you over being popular or over other friends
— someone who makes you laugh

— someone who’s parents are your second parents
— someone you don’t get board of
— someone who knows more about you that you do

my best friend and I spend every second together

by jessica n April 28, 2019

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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.

Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

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