The Mud Method

A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.

"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"

by IAMTHEMUDMETHOD June 23, 2024

Mud Guppy

A person or people who enjoy swimming in the river are often called Mud Guppies

A person or people who enjoy swimming in the river are often called Mud Guppies , look at those little Mud Guppy/Guppies or swimming in the river

by XxladyhazexX May 14, 2019

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

Mud Rooster

When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"

A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"

by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025