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social duhstancing

Pandemic precautions so obvious that they should not have to be explained.
Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.
by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.
I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
by vvrainee March 26, 2023
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social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.
"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history
by buck$atan January 25, 2021
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Socially Disabled

This is something that is not commonly recognized, understood or researched.

To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.

Socially Disabled people are vulnerable because of all of the goodness they wish to see in this world. If you are socially disabled, you are talented, but you struggle to succeed in the world. Socially disabled people are harmless and are taken advantage of for strong moral beliefs in equality and hard work. Often people with this disability go through life experiencing endless amounts of traumas caused by all of the horrible people they will have to encounter in the workplace and in their daily lives. Socially Disabled people are the last truly good people in this world.
He never was able to hold a steady job because he was socially disabled.
The were socially disabled, so they had a blind trust.
She was obviously socially disabled, I don’t think that girl could tell a lie.

Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
by NobodyCaresIamNobodyICare November 27, 2023
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social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma May 24, 2016
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socialism

n. A political ideology where everybody is equal.
Free healthcare is socialism, and I want it!
by letsgong February 3, 2025
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