Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection

Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad

by Kohpissyboi September 2, 2023

Toss the Salad

The act of moving furniture in your friend's house.

Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"

Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"

by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025

salad magnets

1) an expletive used when you mess up in cooking, especially while making salads.

Chef: OH SALAD MAGNETS! I DROPPED THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES!

by toomanyfishintheseaforme July 16, 2025

Cherry Salad

Where the first time you pop a cherry you take the blood, put it on lettuce then make your partner consume the salad

Male:Ah fuck ye, there you go the bloods coming
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad

by Guzzler Of Cum June 2, 2018

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024