Fart sandwich 

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

Fart sandwich by fingerfucker May 21, 2016

the no sandwich 

Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.

Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar

the no sandwich by Dester December 4, 2010

Kansas Ham Sandwich

Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.

Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.

Kansas Ham Sandwich by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011

get my sandwich on 

This means that someone does not want to be disturbed. This could be while, but not restricted to, eating or making a sandwich.

Ie. wife: "Honey do you know where the remote is?"

Husband: "Hoe! Let me get my sandwich on!"

get my sandwich on by Mac P October 14, 2013

shit storm sandwich 

When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.

Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit

shit storm sandwich by FreshNikeKickz October 4, 2014

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich 

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.

“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021

Soup Sandwich 

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

Soup Sandwich by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005