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DJ rule 34 

Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.
My favorite DJ just recorded a DJ rule 34 video, I wanna cry
DJ rule 34 by pepsi anal May 25, 2022
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The Kenyon Rule 

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
The Kenyon Rule by greeley January 26, 2007

the boosh rule 

Invoking "The boosh rule" is a request to get back on task.

It originated during Run Amok recording sessions due to the natural tendency of the band and the producer to both get stuck talking about and quoting The Mighty Boosh for hours on end while they were supposed to be recording.

'The Boosh Rule' initially was a rule that was set to prevent this - no talking about The Mighty Boosh until you were finished tracking for the day.

In the time that has passed it has since spread and come to refer to any procrastination or lack of attention to the immediate task.
Meeting participant 1: So what's next on the agenda? I can't find it in the notes .. I wish there was a program guide for this ridiculous meeting.
Meeting participant 2: Oh hey did you hear that there's a new program guide service starting up?
Meeting participant 1: Cool, no I didn't - when does it go online?
Meeting participant 2: It should be starting soon, pretty cheap I hear.
Meeting participant 1: Neat, forward me the URL.
Meeting participant 3: Hey! You two! The Boosh Rule.
the boosh rule by nhac August 19, 2007

The Wooten Rule 

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.
Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.
The Wooten Rule by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

double digit rule

A rule stating that drinking is acceptable when the time is in the double digits according to a 24-hour clock.
Drinking at ten am is fine according to the double digit rule!
double digit rule by Eaglelightfish February 24, 2011

The Facebook Rule 

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.
Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.
The Facebook Rule by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011