sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

Sucking on that cancer lollipop

Spoken by the prince of Montero, sucking on that cancer lollipop refers to cigarettes.

Hes gonna die from sucking on that cancer lollipop

by Bigbootybatches December 19, 2019

Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.

Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him

by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022

Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"

1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.

by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019

dick sucking red

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.

Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.

by Dmonhey December 25, 2021

Suck your marj

Is an insult to express the annoyance/hatred you have put onto the person therefore they tell you to respectfully (or disrespectfully) suck your mother.

“Your so annoying, go suck your marj”

by Yourmommystinkslikechicken January 22, 2022

Cup n suck

Caressing a man's bollocks while performing fellatio.

Before starting his shift, Cam like to perform cup n suck on Jorden,for a nice warm dairy shot before work.

by Scotte so fucking hotte May 24, 2022