Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

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Max levin

sex god with a long cock

oh is that the guy that fucked 7 women last night, "yeah thats max levin"

by JustJonny_ October 15, 2021

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Max

Has a huge cock and is a huge chick magnet.

Max has the biggest cock.

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Max / Ellis

The two different names of the best person to ever exist! <3

“Max / Ellis is the best human ever”

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Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.

Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?

by anonymous October 28, 2021

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blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

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