Jordanification
Jordanification by Johny Lee June 10, 2025
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jordan walk
This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
jordan walk by gusoid June 13, 2025
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JordanTRS
JordanTRS aka JordanTRS Route, is commonly used by Geometry Dash and Eternal Towers of Hell players. It was originally founded when JordanTRS died at the last part on a level in a Geometry Dash named Quest for Perfection and then played 1 single attempt from the last part right after and first tried the rest of the level.
Person: *dies very far in a level*
Person: Noooo the rest is so easy watch me first try everything in practice
*2 seconds later*
Person: I knew I would first try everything I just JordanTRS’d the level!
Person: Noooo the rest is so easy watch me first try everything in practice
*2 seconds later*
Person: I knew I would first try everything I just JordanTRS’d the level!
Jordanism
Jordanism by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
Jordan Peterson
Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
Jordan
Jordan is a person you never want to let go of ever. She is sweet and kind but is also the type of person to need space (which is ok). She has room in her heart for a lot of people, sometimes the wrong people, but also blocks out the bad in the world.<3
Jordan by What?!?!?!? July 7, 2025