Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.

-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.

by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021

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jack lawrence

the bass player from the raconteurs, blanche, and the greenhornes. see little jack.

jack lawrence is my hero.

by maroo September 16, 2006

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jack bastard

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.

"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

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Jack Wills

Over-priced British clothing brand, mainly aimed at apparently rich university and private school students more commonly known as Rahs. However, this brand is really only worn by those without the money or style to buy real designer clothes such as Armani, Dior, Ed Hardy etc.

Rah Girl: "Oh Tarquin darling, have you seen the latest Jack Wills handbook, there are some gorgeous trackies in there for only £70!!"

Rah Boy: "I have Henrietta, isn't Jack Wills so wonderful for rich, stylish folk such as us!"

Genuine wealthy person: "If you did have money or style, you would be wearing proper designer clothes, stupid Rahs!"

by Matt Clay June 25, 2009

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Jack Bauers

24 Inch Rims, the number relates to the hit fox show 24 which is as gangster as a pair of 24 inch rims. Jack Bauer is the lead character, producer, etc. of 24 and pretty gangster

A:I got an 02 Tahoe sittin on Jack Bauers
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo

by Brandon D. S. June 29, 2006

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