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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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Air Cadet

by urlocalcurrymuncher January 19, 2025
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Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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indian air method

a method of masturbation in males wherein the guys try to jerk off without touching their dick from inside. in this method, the guys create a suction force around the dick area by fapping intensely in the air like constantly splatting the dick from outside and gain sexual stimulation. this method makes everyone think that the guys are jerking off while they are actually doing it without touching themselves.
SS: bro i wanna show girls im jerking off
SSR: yea use the indian air method
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
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air

Someone who probably did a TikTok about removing the first and last letter of your name. Your name is either Zaire or Xaire. And also people named Xaire get all the girls
by Anonymous124962 June 5, 2020
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Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes
Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five
by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023
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Sealed Air Corp

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

sons of bitches
by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021
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