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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
by Pikla August 10, 2018
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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
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Her

Oh hey! I know her! She's like a little me! Except not as good...
Hym "The retard? Beyond contempt. Beyond reproach. Beyond scrutiny. Let it do whatever it wants because it doesn't matter. Me? Not the case. Prevent me from doing what I want because what I do matters. I'm not a fucking cripple. I should be held to behavioral standards that he is not. Her? Doesn't need to follow the rules. Some people need to be above the rules. And those people should be whore who fuck retards.
by Hym Iam December 27, 2022
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muck her clam

To eat her box
Max: Hey, how is that new girl you're with?
Chase: Not bad, I can't wait to muck her clam.
by MuckerOfClams October 25, 2023
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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
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Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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Herring Code

This is a code created by Wavemelon (me) as a result of pressing and holding a key on his phone's keyboard.

For example,
&÷))
$=>÷,#
means "HELLO FRIEND"

It has to be spaced out through dropping lines and not normal spaces.

DO:
&÷))
$=>÷,#
DON'T:

&÷)) $=>÷,#

However, it can't have dropped lines if it's being translated.

Use this to Troll your friends!

Alphabet
Q: +
W: ×
E: ÷
R: =
T: /
Y: _
U: <
I: >
O:
P:
A: !
S: @
D: #
F: $
G: %
H: &
J: *
K: (
L: )
Z: -
X: '
C: "
V: :
B: ;
N: ,
M: ?
@>?)÷
÷'!?)÷

))

That is Herring Code. Try translating it!
by Wavemelon November 16, 2021
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