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hot carl gruber 

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.
In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.
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It's just a store that sells clothes to teenagers.
- Yes, some of the items are overpriced
- They actually do have some good band t-shirts
- It does NOT make you "emo" if you shop there
Abercrombie, American Eagle, Hot topic, their all just stores, it doesn't make you a prep if you shop at abercrombie or a emo if you shop at hot topic
Hot Topic by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

hot doughnut 

Place Krispy Kreme doughnut around cock, Insert penis in female anal cavity lubricated with doughnut glaze. After ejaculation female eats the semen covered hot doughnut for desert.
I drove to Krispy Kreme to pick up a dozen hot ones so I could give Dana a hot doughnut.
hot doughnut by David and Lyndsey January 13, 2008

Hot Favretto 

To take a green shit on someone's chest for sexual pleasure. The Shit must be green or it is not a Hot Favretto.
After he climaxed, Mike gave her a Hot Favretto.
Hot Favretto by Rad110 January 13, 2008

Hot Irish Fiddle 

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.
"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

Hot Turkey Dinner 

After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.
Who's ready for a Hot Turkey Dinner?