Big enough to eat hay

A person who is morbidly obese.

That woman is so fat, she's big enough to eat hay.

by max schnell April 5, 2010

eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!

example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

by platonictubbo August 14, 2021

Eat like it's yo birthday

Slang for getting turnt

*girl fight*

"Yesss you better eat like it's yo birthday bitchhhh"

by SucCcc November 13, 2018

Eating My feelings Out

Paranoia.

Tom: You're such an Amazing Star, Jan. You wanna grab a bight to eat?
Jan: Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Awesome! Well, I'm satisfied, primarily since I'm eating my feelings out right now.

by Psedubulbisaraffect July 16, 2016

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen

To orally pleasure the fairer sex's bulbus part of the nether region, with one's tongue.

Alright love fancy letting me eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen.

by someoddbloke December 20, 2019

I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020