Cactus Cock

A medical condition in males that stems from shaving the genitals, resulting in pubic hairs, in the early stages of their growth, to be prickly, itchy, and short, resembling the prickers on a cactus.

Friend 1: "Did you get to bang Nicole last night?"

Friend 2: "No man, she said I need to shave and get rid of that cactus cock. What a fucking bitch!"

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008

cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

by daddy March 9, 2004

cock boy

Individual who enjoys cock way too much. They enjoy being used as a cumdump and a cock slave. They also dream of getting a hard face fuck. If they can find enough willing cocks, they will beg for a blowbang.

Cock boys can often be found in large prisons and will do anything they can to stay there.

"That fag is such a cock boy, he'd suck his own father off."

"Yo Spike, when yo done with dat cock boy, send him over to my cell so I can get me some a dat."

by zanman October 3, 2006

cock milk

another phrase for semen.

That stripper was so hot that I gave her a gallon of my cock milk last night. I filled her up!

by Pirate Kidd III August 13, 2007

cock smoker

one who smokes copious amounts of cock

"gees you smoke some serious cock"

by edos December 8, 2003

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009

Aids Cock

Aids that only resides in the cock. Therefore, less harmful than regular aids.

Jim, I think I have aids cock.

by Land O'Lakes March 12, 2011