Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.
by chad stacey August 27, 2021
Get the Bill Barredmug. by busybrat July 6, 2024
Get the elf bar american gothicmug. Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. by tegancrow May 3, 2021
Get the wispa barmug. by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
Get the confused as an american in a salad barmug. When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.
Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023
Get the Bar Light Beautymug. 1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
Get the Gold Bar Menedezmug.