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asshole

by ahjslfbdhlas August 8, 2017
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ASSH0LE ASSHOLE

The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.
I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
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YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE

Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
ASSWH0L3

Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"
See that LITTLE B0Y is the DUKE 0F WINDS0R as EAT THEIR FARTS as they are going through the GL0RY H0LES in the REDW00D TREES where YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE which is they "OWN YOUR ENTIRE SMELL" as watch that C0CK on the SCREEN and no touching anymore OR ELSE you will really PISS 0FF those BABIES, LITTLE B0YS and LITTLE GIRLS as guess what "THEY ARE YOUR 0WNERS" ANAL ALAN and they are always TRUTHFUL as they don't " N0 BETTERS".

OK, it is YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE opening and closing as you RIM RIM RIM ...IN and lose EVERY ONE ANAL ALAN of your SEXUAL WHIMS.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
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true assholes

just some fine ugly womans thats a piece of shit!
by bensoofydude April 12, 2021
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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 29, 2024
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Asshole Bias

The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.
"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."

"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"
by McLovin17# January 7, 2025
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