haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Cole walker

This is a man who is whack and thinks their better than everyone. He/ She is a racist and a hater. They can also be bad at basketball, bad at sex, lies out they neck, and even refer to themselves a swole.

(JShel asks for water) "can I have some water?" "NO, stop being a Cole walker"

by Goodiemnh August 11, 2018

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

tahlia walker

a very beautiful person but at the same time she is the fattest bitch you will ever meet. She will take all your money and never pay you back, especially for dimmies at the canteen

Ew she is such a tahlia walker

by rama:) September 10, 2018

Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

peepee walker

Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.

Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.

by Butter Mike December 14, 2018

Berry Walker

A mix of frozen berries and cola and Johnny Walker

Give me a Berry Walker

by The grand martes January 8, 2019