by Whiskeycowboy October 28, 2017
A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.
by MRXMEGALODON September 09, 2021
A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 21, 2022
by Titty Kitty November 27, 2012
by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014
Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
by expert464 October 16, 2015
When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
by Dicks in our hands May 12, 2015