pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

slimmy toe

When a man has a very small very narrow penis that resembles a toe due to the head looking like a toenail, sometimes with matching fungus.

Stacy, you slept with Kevin?! He has such a slimmy toe!!!

by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017

slimmy toe

A man with a particularly small penis with very small girth that makes it resemble a toe and the head looks like a toenail. Often with fungus as well.

Stacy, I can’t believe you slept with Kevin! He has such a slimmy toe.

by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017

sticky toes

when you nut in a sock and put that bitch back on.

i knew we shouldn’t have used the sock , now i have sticky toes.

by cum kakes December 9, 2017