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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
mugGet the i could make a joke right nowmug.

Right

When someone says something that is obviously a correct statement
Dude, CJ is lookin like a snack tonight
“Right, right”
by urbansplatt July 26, 2019
mugGet the Rightmug.

Rights

Something women don't have.
I'm sorry women but the U.S goverment decided you dont get rights.
by nwar yt April 25, 2023
mugGet the Rightsmug.

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
mugGet the I put you in this world and i can take you right outta itmug.

Right All Along

And now it is time for the "Right all along" dance. 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
Hym "The level of 'Right all along avoidance' going on here is like something out of the twilight zone! You have influencers, politicians, psychologists, and celebrities FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES for ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER REASON then to avoid eating crow! It's bizarre! It's wrong! And THE ABSOLUTE SIMPLEST, CHILD LIFE SAVING SOLUTION... Is nothing other than ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND TELL ME THAT I AM RIGHT! All this to avoid living in reality! It is sickening! It's pathetic! You have embarrassed whatever God you claim to worship and you spit in it's face by refusing to live within the confines of the reality it created."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
mugGet the Right All Alongmug.

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.
Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....
by Vernale February 5, 2018
mugGet the Right in the smartiemug.

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