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Harry Twatter 

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
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Twatlantis 

An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps
'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'
Twatlantis by Milo2009 August 8, 2009
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Twatgina 

A person who is not liked.

(invented as a term to describe my physics teacher after the whole class failed)

Please become a fan of the Facebook page "Twatgina"
He is such a Twatgina!
Twatgina by Dr Bastard March 20, 2010

twathurt 

Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.
ex. ''okay we get it, your twathurt, so stop talking shit to make yourself feel better, bitch''
twathurt by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010

twatcunt 

Someone who pisses you off and makes you combine insults.
God i want to punch you in the face you fucking twatcunt!
twatcunt by D.Matlock November 3, 2010

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.
"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."
Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.
Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing