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max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.
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Max

A person who knows how to cheer you up. They listen to you and makes sure to understand. I think you can find the whole universe in a person named Max. They’re cool, nerdy, fun, and silly to be around. They are intuitive, funny, and cute. Maxs usually make sure to keep to themselves but love to make convos with you whenever they get the chance. They can also tend to be really stubborn but that’s what make them their self. Maxs are very charming and charismatic. They can bring the best out of you without you even knowing it. They often get their work done but procrastinate as well. They love music and listening to the rhythm of songs. Maxs are awesome. You’re lucky if you get to meet one.
Person 1: Dude that person listened to my problems?!
Person 2: They must be a Max HAHA!
by imauty April 14, 2023
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chimney maxxing

Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.
by Jesus762x39 April 29, 2024
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John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.
Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us
by John Klerr December 5, 2024
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Chops-maxing

When a friend in a video game is absolutely cooking, downright deep fryin, absolutely livin in the sauce, going 0-19 in the leaderboard, blaming their teammates, displaying single digit IQ, and displaying many reasons not to be considered intelligent life.
"Ayo bro you Chops-maxing! WTF!?"
by FinalFallen February 9, 2024
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Max Warren

Will always be up for a gram line of ket.

A true believer of every problem being sound no matter the nightmare he’s in.
Are you getting on 2cbs tonight? Max warren is getting on 5😂
by Oscar Butters November 23, 2021
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