tea and nod

Getting ucked off while sipping a TT tea str8 out the Minecraft TNT cup sat back legs up watching some bare knuckle fighting on the YouTube

“Ayo lemme get some tea and nod” or
“Put the kettle on love you know what time it is”

by WAH WAH WEE WEE October 3, 2022

Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Tea Bashing

When you are gossiping about someone in a very harsh and mean manner.

It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.

Girl 1: Did you hear all the gossip Sarah was saying about Laura?

Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.

by bipirate November 4, 2021

Ice tea

A drink but a nick name for a human I love BUT unfortunately he doesn't know me and he's beautiful.

A drink but as a human ice tea.

by Khargoosh September 6, 2017

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Tea

confidential knowledge or scandalous rumors; gossip.

The celebrity ruined her younger sister's romantic life by spilling the tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022