When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes March 29, 2016
Get the rusty campermug. by TheElementalGuy February 6, 2025
Get the Rusty Gallowaymug. by I_have_black_friends June 13, 2018
Get the Rusty Glovermug. A rusty rubber is when you have intercourse with multiple females simultaneously while on their menstrual cycle while wearing a rubber.
by Ejmanual March 19, 2017
Get the Rusty rubbermug. To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win
by Lifechaser May 14, 2023
Get the Rusty Abbottmug. by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014
Get the rusty junglemug. Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.
by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Snorklemug.