A
female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child
will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free,
GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex
life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.
Person 1: That
woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no
life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll
rip your head off.