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Super Bowl Sex

The act of having sex beacause your favorite team won...or lost if you just want to, most of the time on game day.
Boyfriend: Giants won, wanna have Super Bowl Sex?
Girlfriend: Sure!!!
Super Bowl Sex by Urmominbed(: March 12, 2012

Super Mom 

A female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free, GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.
Person 1: That woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.

super weird 

When somebody judges sex, is really dumb, or is just plain weird. SOOO, don't be. Never be a piece of shit. That is also super weird.
Kid: Lets play with my dollies!
Teen: Blechhhhh no!!
Kid:Are you gonna go have sex or whatever?
Teen: UHH WHAT YOU ARE SUPER WEIRD!!
Kid: Did you know 2+2=FISHY FISH TACOS?!
Teen: YOU SERIOUSLY ARE SUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!
super weird by LitCatMeow January 11, 2019

Super Straight 

A Nazi and Anti-LGBT “sexuality” used by social rejects only that look for validation by bullying others because they truly can’t accept themselves. Grindr & PH flag lmao.
Oh my god! I didn’t know you was Super Straight! That’s disgusting, I hope you recover from your mental illness!
Super Straight by Trina💎 March 11, 2021

Super Creep Mode 

A person who walks around in a creepy, shady mannor, licking peoples faces, and iming them at 2:00am asking for a $20 dollar lap dance if you jog to his house.
Kyle is always walking around in super creep mode.
Super Creep Mode by Hallie Bob August 3, 2006

Super Straight 

A sexual preference that cis men who are insecure and closeted identity sexually as because they are afraid of being called gay for liking trans women
Would you date her even though she’s trans? - No I am Super Straight
Okay so insecure and in the closet? - Yeah but you’re not supposed to know that part 😐
Super Straight by rivercot March 7, 2021