shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper June 8, 2018

Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025

shower spill

The act of peeing in the shower

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling

by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016

Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.

He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.

by Bender_124 November 5, 2013

Chantz Shower

When Concrete comes out of the truck so wet and hard at the same time, that anyone named Chantz cums all over his stick partner... typically a shad

Holy fuck today was ruff, we had at least three Chantz Showers

by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025