Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.

“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

rih-sexual

When a woman who’s straight or man who’s gay is attracted to Rihanna but not other women.

Rih-sexual eg. Rihanna is so hot but I wouldn’t date other girls.

by Elliehep June 29, 2020

Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Lonely-sexual

A state where someone likes being single.

I feel that you are lonely-sexual

by Envyshere September 16, 2020

plate sexual

sexuality where one is attracted to objects or utensils

gloria is plate sexual - gloria came out as plate sexual

by C of I September 18, 2020

Toe sexual

Toe sexual is when you have a really strong attraction to sucking someone's toes and that's the only thing from the human body you are attracted to

This is how toe sexual is being defined :
Someone : hello!!! Wanna have sex 😩😩😏
Someone else : sure, but the only thing I will suck from you is your toes, sorry

by Jsjssjs September 26, 2020

Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

by RetroThis October 26, 2020