my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

De-shirt

Walking in on someone while they are getting dressed

You keep walking in on me while I’m getting de-shirt

by Hailey and Margie Vlogs July 28, 2018

Green shirt eric

Loves long walks on a sunset beach.

Green shirt eric held hands on a sunset beach.

by oohyeaah August 17, 2018

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

blue shirt

the ugly sped that lives downtown and often wears blue shirts

blue shirt is fucking ugly today

by channelle32 October 26, 2018

Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.

Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.

by Spookyroni December 16, 2018