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Fupa On The Rocks

Jeff: Hey you want Fupa On The Rocks
Bill: What’s that?
Jeff: Pounding dead pussy
by ILoveTaxFraud69 October 30, 2023
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pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !
john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !
by michael foolsley December 14, 2018
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math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021
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rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.
example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.
by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008
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Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said
"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"
by Mancho L: January 16, 2023
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Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.
He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.
by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019
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Puss Rock

What happens to rock & roll when you give it a bucket of ice cream, a few doses of teenage angst and make it watch the first three seasons of "friends"
Did you know? Train, poster children of puss rock, have more than one song? Me neither
by billy sayer June 28, 2018
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