National smack pussy day

April 13th boys smack girls pussy

Oh it's april 13th grab her pussy cause it's national smack pussy day

by Bigcharliedick May 25, 2018

National discord mod day

November 2nd. The day when you give your friendly neighbourhood discord mod a gift.

cool discord member: hey, bro, it's National Discord Mod Day here's your favourite album on vinyl thanks for being a cool discord mod.
mod: thanks

by literally_a_discord_mod November 2, 2020

National Grab Dick Day

October 4th is national grab dick day! so grab that boys dick!!

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by CripBlood64 October 4, 2019

National Love Alarm day

This is the day when season 2 of a new popular k-drama comes out. Tell your friends about it! (Spoilers‼️ who will Kim jojo end up with?)

person 1: ayo today's national love alarm day, are you planning on watching love alarm season 2?
person 2: what's love alarm?
Person 1: it's a really good Kdrama you should watch it :)

by Someone from planet Earth March 8, 2021

National bill Cosby day

Sleepy or awake be prepared to get cosbied this is on April 10th

Dang it’s national bill Cosby day who wants to go nap nap

by Blackmanorwhiteman April 10, 2019

National send nudes day

From 9pm on April 25th, to 9pm on April the 26th everyone is obligated to send nudes on request. No questions asked.

Guy: "Hey, send you your tits"
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "But it's national send nudes day!"
Girl: "Fine, but only if you show me your cock."
Guy: "Deal."

by HitlersCock April 25, 2020

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021