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Mary

A girl or woman who is most likely a goody-two-shoes. Doesn’t break rules, is probably a virgin, and gets good grades. Atleast she looks like. Just like Virgin Mary.

Mentioned in Gilmore girls
Thing 1: God, Olivia’s 19 and still a virgin. She’s such mary.
*olivia walks by*
Thing 2: Hey mary!
by heyitsmuse August 11, 2025
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Jo-Mary

A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,
Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart
by Chicken dust November 22, 2021
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Kami Marie

Kami Marie my tru love ❤️❤️❤️
by Boyle January 23, 2019
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spicy bloody mary

When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers
Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.
by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021
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Martyr Mary

A true mistress of deception, this office snitch has too much work to get it all done, doesn’t have good help, but still makes a point to complain about how others use their time.
I’d better seem busy because Martyr Mary is on office patrol.
by Thelma365 December 19, 2021
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Mary

Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025
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