Mary Jane Andretti

The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed

‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning

Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!

by Ricksauce December 4, 2017

mary adwer

A BADASS. FINE ASS GIRL. SMARTASS. I LOVE HER

Dude 1: Are you friends with Mary Adwer?
Dude 2: Hell yeah she's hot I love her

by kevinandjosh December 10, 2017

mary childs

the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.

Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything

by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018

mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy

You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.

by julianabove February 17, 2018

Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

jocelyn marie phelps

A sexy girl with big boobs and ass that is a party girl. Is destined to date a Jackson, Jacob or Jeffery. Is a great friend and will be always on your side no matter what. Not afraid to throw a punch, insult or be sassy at anyone. Popular in a good way. Stay out of her way or come on into it. She was or may not care.

Holy shit! Didja' see that jocelyn marie phelps punched jacob and kissed jackson?

by CinderellasPrince444 February 18, 2017