I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!
by Nuphagus January 05, 2020
The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017
Elitist in the Marine Corp who over exceeds in the United States Marine Corp Sniper Academy. Never misses a shot and will camp in any weather to hit his target.
by Rob Furlong May 29, 2020
An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.
by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
by Dasmil 1041 March 19, 2017
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