Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018

Red Ronalds

A pair of Ronalds. Also, see Gonzoppers. Usually worn by Toes.

Look at the Red Ronalds on that Toes

by Gius? October 13, 2022

Red Caviar

Red Caviar : is when a woman is on here period and smell like fish.

Dam that girls red caviar tasted nasty during oral sex

by truthuman December 26, 2017

Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

Red William

Someone with red hair and red skin. They are usually not smart and awkward

Did you see that Red William over there? His skin is so red.

by theycallmeredwilliam January 20, 2020

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017