The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.

*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”

by Fatimama December 17, 2024

Fly str8

Not Cheating people usually in within crime

Usually used by criminals to show they don’t cheat other people in crime

I’m not going to rob the plug I fly str8

by fraudster 1997 May 10, 2025

bunker flying

The act of propelling someone ridiculously high in the air performed as such: person A (bouncer) jumps on partially deflated paintball bunker, which in turn propells person B (bouncee) really, really, high

todd broke his head on a light bunker flying

by T_H_C October 16, 2006

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024

fly in a milkbowl

One darky in a big group of whitees.

My friend tyrone looked like a fly in a milkbowl at that church.

by Nanahara February 9, 2017