Facebook 

Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Facebook by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011

Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.

Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"

Facebook Birthday Bombing by The Banter Bus October 31, 2011

facebook 

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

facebook by Lordter June 28, 2012

facebook-lovers 

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.

Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.

facebook-lovers by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012

Facebook zombie 

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.

"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."

Facebook zombie by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013

facebook personality 

The personality a person adopts for their Facebook profile, which may or may not be how they are in person.

Man that guy is annoying! All he does is bash Obama and talk about politics.

Oh, that's just his Facebook personality. He is totally fun to party with.

facebook personality by LisaGsuperfly December 2, 2013

facebook fucker 

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.

Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.

facebook fucker by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013