im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Melanin Dad

From ChatGPT: The term "melanin dad" is sometimes used as a term of endearment for a Black father.

Jaquavius is such a melanin dad.

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

Dad bf

a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.

he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.

by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023

Dad Game

Usually a game that someone 40 years+ would enjoy, this could be an older game or just a game that no one really likes.

My friend wont get off Gears Of War 2, and its really starting to become a Dad Game

by Jason Bo Bason September 27, 2023