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twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
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Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.
Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!
by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016
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Twat

Katie Leput
Katie Leput is a twat.
by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022
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yankee twat

A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.
"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"
by TT11 November 10, 2020
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twat

Man that chick is sooo annoying, she is such a F***ing twat or Twit if you prefere
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
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clit twat

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.
by punchuspilot January 21, 2022
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Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018
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