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Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle
Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me
by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025
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Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.
We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.
I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025
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Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.
I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.
by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025
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Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025
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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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