Adam Dorchester

He's a life guard

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard

by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025

Adam

Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesn´t let it show.

I don´t know what was worse: Adam´s rude comment, or the fact he didn´t mean it.

by B.R. Guest August 7, 2019

Adam

Someone who's getting really sick of all the stupid "Atom" jokes made by kids in science classes who think they're clever and/or original.

Kid 1: Hey Adam, haha, look it's you! *Points at picture of atom*
Adam: Hey, fuck you!

by RiptideAC October 10, 2019

Adam

He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.

And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!

Hey Adam, my head hurts.

by Rabiah Chowdhury August 12, 2023

Adam

Adam, Kern, Sony - dumb ass's who are tards and have shitty grades. Adam made a teacher cry. Most importantly, if you see these kids, run the fuck away. This isn't for all of the other Adam's, Kern's, and Sony's in this world.

Adam

is a fuck.

by IKnowYoIncognito March 25, 2019

China adams

A shit/mud coloured fake tan cretin
Drinks heavily and takes heroin
Be careful if you see china on the street she will chase you for your money

That girl is so fucking annoying

China adams

by Finn.ftm October 20, 2022

Adam "2 Years" Beers

A boy who tells everyone that hes 2 years older than he really his, claiming his name "2 Years" Beers. Beers has been in many song also... Such as, AC-42's "Two Years with Beers" song in 2011, which was a major hit in the UK. Beers isn't very pleased with his name, but, when yu lie about 2 years, it's gonna ryhme with Beers...

Beers.... Adam "2 Years" Beers...

by AC-42 June 23, 2011