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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
mugGet the Salad Walkermug.

Yummy Salad

A yummy virgin that just looks like she's begging for cum.
That girl is a Yummy Salad. Lets follow her into that bathroom now.
by Saladyboi June 11, 2019
mugGet the Yummy Saladmug.

Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
mugGet the Hand Saladmug.

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
by 0712 August 8, 2018
mugGet the Soup Saladmug.

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Corn Saladmug.
“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
mugGet the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug.

salader

a salader is a person who likes salad ... i mean really likes salad - they will be happy to knock up a salad at any given moment, usually without warning
one day the saladers are going to take over the world and eat salad together while patting their cats.. warning: stock up in avocados for new world order currency
by moxaku May 10, 2022
mugGet the saladermug.

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