Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

Fuck

A sentence enhancer. Use it in sentences, the more times the better, to make the sentence or magical, unique, and expressive.

"Hey what the fuck is up dude I just fucking ate a whole fucking bad of fucking doritos and I just fucking wanted to fucking let you know that I fucking beat the fucking level on that fucking hard fucking game."

by SonOfASandwich April 15, 2021

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

Fuck

An Express used when angry

An insultive word
A word used in replace of sex

Fuck you
Can we fuck(sex)
I am fucking angry

by Colmantt44544 April 16, 2021

max fuck

dumb ass mother fucker who cries alot

max fuck

by oppakai April 16, 2021

STOMACH FUCKING

This is the place a SHITEATER gets FUCKED back for FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT.

I can't wait to get a good STOMACH FUCKING for having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with SHIT.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021