Fuck off

When you want to tell someone to go away, but you want to do in a very offensive way.

Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

Fuck boy

Although I think it's funny I just need to give Ashnikko credit for making it a thing.

"yo, yo should get fuck boy tattooed"

by Cringe Gangsta April 14, 2021

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

Fuck

A sentence enhancer. Use it in sentences, the more times the better, to make the sentence or magical, unique, and expressive.

"Hey what the fuck is up dude I just fucking ate a whole fucking bad of fucking doritos and I just fucking wanted to fucking let you know that I fucking beat the fucking level on that fucking hard fucking game."

by SonOfASandwich April 15, 2021